I think I feel calm enough to go to bed now.

plotdesigner:

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

can’t you imagine it though?

ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”

are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk

maryjaning:

kiki’s delivery service

maryjaning:

kiki’s delivery service

obsessedwiththeroyals:


The Duchess of Cambridge making faces at her son, Prince George

I CAN’T 

obsessedwiththeroyals:

The Duchess of Cambridge making faces at her son, Prince George

I CAN’T 

modorrelin:

someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed

modorrelin:

someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed

bryainiac:

That girl was marriage material

bryainiac:

That girl was marriage material

100worms:

slowimpulse:

sext: you are interesting and intelligent. i would love to discuss/share knowledge and alternate perspectives on complex ideals with you

i jacked off to this twice. i’m a sapiosexual. me and my boyfriend are gunna put books in each other’s asses

sodamnrelatable:

 

I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND JUST HOW ABSOLUTELY BONKERS SLEEPING IS. WE JUST FINISHED THE SLEEP SECTION IN PSYCH AND OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS EXPLODING.

bettershitbricks:

hearing a guy say “i’m gonna cum” is just so sexy cos his voice goes all strained and shit

godbless-st-cyr:

Are you okay, Tumblr?

thisisthedoctorsdesign:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win

distressed • foxes