I think I feel calm enough to go to bed now.
can’t you imagine it though?
ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”
are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk
sext: you are interesting and intelligent. i would love to discuss/share knowledge and alternate perspectives on complex ideals with you
i jacked off to this twice. i’m a sapiosexual. me and my boyfriend are gunna put books in each other’s asses
hearing a guy say “i’m gonna cum” is just so sexy cos his voice goes all strained and shit
you see, it’s a metaphor
you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win